With all the Christmas office do’s fast approaching, it is vitally important to book the right venue for the office staff.
In my experience, these office bashes can get really out of hand and in my case, very messy.
I didn’t even manage to get to the restaurant on one of my more memorable office do’s. My friend and I had decided to have a few drinks before we ventured out to the restaurant.It was with regret that I actually drank so much I was physically sick and couldn’t even stand up, let alone make my way to the restaurant.
It always seems such a great idea at the time, but as is normally the case, the more I drink, the more relaxed I get and eventually I end up a right mess.
This year, I am confident that I will not be making a complete fool of myself.It would be great if for once I could remain sober (not very likely).
However, if I should have too much to drink (foregone conclusion) there will hopefully be some decent bar furniture I can prop myself up against at the local pub. I know there won’t be a problem with the restaurant furniture, but you know what these pubs can sometimes be like. They are all modern and futuristic with no seating areas. I actually preferred the cosy snug areas back in the olden days.
I am hoping that once we have finished our meal my colleagues will help me out of the restaurant. I will hopefully still be in one piece and able to at least stagger up to the nightclub. Once in the club, I know I will be okay because there is loads of funky club furniture around that I can collapse onto.
I am hoping not to make an idiot of myself and hopefully instead will be dancing the night away.Mind you, if I didn’t make a complete idiot of myself, what would they all talk about in the office next day??